Queer as folk quotes

5. září 2016 v 16:12 | Black_Rose
Do you like special K?
It´s ok. I like Cheerios better.
I don´t mean the kind you eat with bananas. My disco pharmacologist cooks this up for me

So are you comin´ or going? or comin´ and then going? or comin´ and staying?

It´s cold
It´ll heat up

Shit! Why do i do these things? I´ll tell you why. It was that fucking pig, Anita. She told me that was E. That wasn´t E, that was some shit they cooked up in a bathtub in Tijuana
That´s why you should never take drugs that aren´t prescribed by a physician or recommended by a reliable pharmacist
What are you? A public service announcement?

I don´t believe in love. I believe in fucking. It´s honest, it´s efficient. You get in and out with the maximum of pleasure and minimum of bullshit. Love is something that straight people tell themselves they´re in so they can get laid. And then they end up hurting each other because it was all based on lies to begin with.

We know not to believe pretty little blond boys when they tell you that it´s really good shit. Because that´s what they all say. Ted didn´t know that. And he didn´t know that you only do drugs with your friends because they´re the only ones that give a fuck about you.

I like dick. I wanna get fucked by dick. I wanna suck dick. I like sucking dick. And i´m good at it too.

And if you want to send me away, that's all right too. 'Cause I bet more butt-fucking goes on in boarding school than in the backroom of Babylon.

What is it with Brian Kinney? I mean, sure he's good-looking but a lot of guys are good-looking and he's got his fucking charm but we all have that when we want it. But what is it with him?
I don't know, what Lindsay says is that he'll do anything, say anything, fuck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.

To tell you what a great time we had last night
I was bored out of my fucking mind
Yeah, well, you know, that´s the sign of a true friendship - that it can accomodate vastly divergent points of view

What are you Mr. Teflon? Shit just never sticks to you!

It´s French. We´re Frenching.

What are you doing?
Killing you with kindness. It´s proven to be a highly effective technique for achieving one's goals.

And after all the trouble i went thru to make you the best homosexual you could be
I know it´s scarier finding your own way than doing what´s expected
I´m not scared
You´re fucking terrified. Just like the night you met me. I was sure you were going back home. But you didn´t. You said: "i´m going with him"
I cannot believe that you remember that. Considering you couldn´t remember my name
And look what happened
I turned into a big queer
Yea lucky for you, otherwise i wouldn´t be wasting my time. But it´s too late now. There´s no turning back.

What a night
So how was he?
He had the greatest ass. I brought him back, i fucked him all night. My dick´s gonna be sore for a week.
That´s enough.
Actually i´d like to hear more.
Speak slowly and enunciate.
He gave great head. He wanted me to fuck him with my crown on. It´s kinda kinky. After a while tho he got really clingy. He wanted to know when he could see me again
So what did you tell him?
I told him that he could see me in his dreams.

When you were a boy did you save the bird with the broken wings?
What did you do, tear them off?

Don´t go. You can´t do. What are you gonna do without me.
I don´t know, i guess i´ll survive
Doubt it
What about me?
I´m sure you´ll get along just fine on your own
No i won´t
Yeah you will. You´re gonna do what you should´ve done a long time ago. You´re gonna meet some twinky, your own age
What do you think i want with some kid who doesn´t know shit
Go to your new life! In a year, probably not even that long, you won´t even remember my name. Oh what happened to that kid who wouldn´t leave me alone, who thought he was in love with me. You won´t fucking think of me at all!
I won´t. I won´t think of you. When i walk out of that door i don´t plan on ever looking back. And i expect you to be the same

I thought you said you´d rather be caught dead than in a room full of 18 year olds
I thought i´d recapture my lost youth... You look hot Daphne. I´d fuck you
Did you see their faces?
Yeah, we gave them the prom they never forget
Me neither. It´s the best night of my life
Even if it was ridiculously romantic

Melanie´s evil ex
And you must be the Anti-Christ. Big fan.

Where you´re going?
I´m leaving you to your wicked ways. Go find a stud, ask him to dance
Hey stud, wanna dance? I promise you won´t forget this one

What´s that all about?
Pain management

You think you got everybody fooled, don´t ya? Well not me, honey. I know you too long, and regretably too well. And no matter how hard you try to deny it, i can tell you care as much about him as he cares about you. Only you haven´t got the big hairy cahonas to say it
Well maybe i can borrow yours?
Well hey, whatever it takes. To admit that you love him. And i know that you do. Despite all your efforts to never let another heart touch yours. That´s assuming, of couse, you have one. That little persistent kid somehow got under the wire, and that´s what´s happened, huh?

What do you want?
You were right. The reason i took you in was because you took a bat to the head. But it´s not the reason i want you to stay. But don´t get an idea that we´re somehow a couple, because we´re not. We´re not like fucking straight people. We´re not like your parents. And we´re not a pair of dykes, marching down the aisle in maching Vera Wang´s. We´re queers and if we´re together it´s because we wanna be, not because there´s locks on our doors. So if i´m out late, assume i´m doing exactly what i wanna be doing, i´m fucking. And when i come home, i also be doing exactly what i wanna do, coming home to you,
Ok, i want some things too. You can fuck whoever you want, as long as it´s not twice. Same for me. And no names or numbers exchanged. And no matter where you´re, no matter what you´re doing, you´ll always come home. By 2
One more thing. You don´t kiss anyone else on the mouth, but me

Looks like you picked up a few things
You too
I met his dad in junior year, but believe me, before that i did some pretty wild things
Runs in the family
How was he?
Not bad
What he looked like?

Let´s go for it
Or we could go home, just the two of us?
What about the game?
Fuck the game

I hope you know it´s a sin.
That i fuck guys or that i didn´t tell you

Well, don't worry, God still loves you... no matter what.
Yeah like I give a shit what God thinks about me. He better be worried about what I think about him.
How do you figure that?
In all this cold dead universe, we're the only one's that know he exists. Without us... he's nothing.

The first time you came here you didn´t know anything about me. I could have done anything to you
I was pretty sure you were gonna fuck me
Then what? what if..what if..i started strangling you
I´d rather you choke me with your dick
You could have been dead
Brian..cut it out
You came here not knowing what was gonna happen, that was part of the thrill. It´s what made you hard. You´re hard now just thinking about it. The danger, the excitement

But are you jealous because I did it with HIM? or because HE did it with ME?
Arrogant prick!
Well which is it?
Why should i give a shit if he slept with you. Who hasn´t!

I have a great ass and i´m blonde. You have no idea how far that gets me.

I´ll give you 5000 dollars
What for?
That drawing
It´s not for sale
No, just you

I don´t do jealous. Jealousy´s for lesbians.
Well then you better start liking pussy. Cause you got little green-eyed monster inside you that is eating your gut.

What i did was immature, childish, vindictive, it was an act of cruelty based on an irrational fears of an unfounded jealousy

Don´t you guys tell each other where you´re going or what you´re doing? I´m just asking
It´s not a psych ward. You don´t have to sign out, call in, report your whereabouts. We even stopped wearing those homing devices
Alright, you´re free to come and go as you please, it´s just, don´t you ever wonder what he´s doing when you´re not around?
I know what he´s doing
And it doesn´t bother you
He´s 19 for christ´s sake. When i was his age i was out fucking everything that moved too
You still are
So why should i have a problem if the lad wants to have a little fun
Well what if it was more than that
what if what?
What if, there was someone else, someone that he was seeing that you didn´t know about?
What if there was?
You would be ok with that too?
He doesn´t owe me anything
What about the truth?

I know. We´re the poor helpless victim of a love bashing.
I should have told you about him.
And taken all the fun out of it? So how big´s his dick?
That has nothing to do with it?
Since when? You love cock. You love it down your throat, you love it up your ass, you love riding it. And after you come, you love to fall asleep while it´s still inside you. You´re hard, so don´t tell me it doesn´t matter.
There are other things
Flowers, picnics, violin music
He loves me.
You dreamy eyed school boy.
In ways that you can´t
In ways that i won´t
He told me that i´m all he wants
You´re still using that one?
It´s more than you´ve ever said
And it´s more than i´ll ever will. So, what the fuck are you still doing here?
Would you care if i wasn´t?
It´s your call where you wanna be. You decide.

The battery is almost dead!
I know, I was feeding on its energy.

Well his feeling is, would you rather have 100percent of nothing, or 80percent of more than you´ve ever fucking dreamed of.

Boys, you know i love you. I just need to ask one question
If it´s about supressing the gag reflex, we´ll get into that
Are you out of your fucking minds?! There´s no way i´m gonna do this
There are parties in Beverly Hills where housewives pay a thousand bucks ahead (a head)
So to speak
To learn what we´re teaching you for free

What a wonderful world. You have to be nuts or a selfish piece of shit, to wanna bring a child into it
You did
Yeah Lindsay convinced me while i was trippin. Sure as hell not doing it for smelly belly. You can go to a sperm bank
Or scrape it off the floor of the backroom of Babylon
Just give me one valid reason why any queer in his right mind would wanna bring a kid to this world
Can´t think of any, can you
Wait a minute, hold on...to piss off straight people

It was one stupid mistake! Look have many times you forgave Brian!
I never forgave Brian. I never had to. Because he never promised me anything. You did.

I can´t help it, i can´t stop thinking about him. Last night i dreamed about him again. He somehow learned how to levitate and we were fucking mid-air.
Wonder what that means.
Probably that i should see a shrink.
It´s only natural that these things take time. You gotta somehow get over him. Move on. Tell yourself Ethan´s history.
Who´s talking about Ethan? I´m talking about Brian.
Brian? I thought you were over him. That´s what you said.
I thought i was too. So what do you do when you realize you made the biggest fucking mistake of your pathetic, stupid life?
Bury it in your subconscious and forget about it?
Obviously that´s not working.
Well then deal with it. Tell him you still love him.
Yeah right, he´d fucking laugh in my face.
Write him a letter.
He´d tear it up.
I don´t know, attempt suicide?
He´d let me die.

Well, just, don´t expect any special treatment
I never have

So how is it going, Taylor?
Good. Everyone´s increadibly nice and i´ve already learned more than i would in an entire semester in school. Which says a lot about you, actually. They say the tone of the workplace is established from the top. So it´s a great compliment to you that you have such a dedicated and hard-working staff.
Maybe i was a little hard on you.

Brian? Mr.Kinney? I´d appreciate if you´d give me a second chance.
Never should have gave you the first one. Now pack up your shit and go home.
I guess i was wrong to think that...fuck it, never mind
What? when your little romance with Paganini junior was over you could come running back?
Yeah something like that
I know, it´s stupid
Almost as stupid as falling for his bullshit in the first place. But you´re young, inexperienced.
What and you´re so smart? If you had any fucking brains at all you never would have let me leave! You would have told me i was making the biggest mistake of my life, that i would live to regret it. That what you gave me was worth a thousand, a million times more than anything he had to offer. You would have told me that you loved me, that you would go on loving me even after i was gone.
Is that what you were waiting to hear?
Yes, but as usual you never said it. So it´s just as well that i go.
That is so like you! You don´t hear what you want so you leave. Try standing up for yourself for a change! Have some balls!

I gave it some thought, i decided you should take me back.
Even tho i have made a few mistakes, i think you´d be making a even bigger one not to give me a second chance.
I see..
Cause now i understand what it is you want of me. And i know what i can expect from you.
You also understand that you´d be required to work long, hard hours sometimes, deep into the night?
It will be a pleasure to work under you, sir
And you never to play violin music in my presence again
I promise
Good. Well than, you can start immediately.

Am i seeing what i think i´m seeing?
Yes, you´re seeing it. The most historic reunification since Germany.
What happened to the fiddler?
He fell off the roof.

This is suppose to be a gay comics. Unapologetic, daring, sexual, in your fucking face.
There´s a difference btw daring and sex for sex sake
Is that what you think this is? JT giving Rage a blowjob isn´t just about sex. It´s about throwing his cold heart, is about bringing him back to life. It´s about their love, their unspoken committment.
Art immitating life?
You were right. Brian showed me he loved me, everyday. Even tho he never said it. Even tho he never will. I just didn´t wanna hear it.

Well if it isn´t the man behind the asshole
Brian´s always behind the asshole

Who´s he?
It´s a difficult question to answer, giving the limitations of the language, the conventionality of most people´s thinking. Let´s just say he´s the guy i fucked more than once.
Unlike you

How did you get to be such a clever devil?
I learned from the master

The backroom is reopened, boys

So you sacrificed everything..
Sometimes you have to, for what you believe in

Good thing you didn´t sell your bed
I´d rather sell a kidney
I cannot believe you did this. It´s so..
Out of character. What made you do it?
Some asshole told me that if you believe in something strongly enough you have to be willing to sacrifice everything

What are you doing?
I´m using my powers of mind control
Drop your pants, bend over.. surely you can use your amazing super-powers for something more constructive than that?
Try as i might, i can´t come up with anything else
Jesus Christ, Brian! Now you don´t even have a car.
Yeah i guess i have lost everything
Not everything

It´s more than that. It´s where we made love for the first time.
That wasn´t love. I just gave you a rimjob and fucked your brains out.
It was love to me

Now you wanna get even? I´ll tell you how to get even. Become the biggest fucking success you can possibly be.
I already know.
Well then if you know, take that anger and put it into your work, use it. Have more money, more power, more sex than any poor hetero schmuck because trust me, nothing pisses off a straight guy more than a successful fag.

I didn´t do it for the world. Stockwell closed the backroom, forced us to fuck like boring breeders

I have always dreamed of having an office with a drain on the floor.

This book, you have to believe all of it, not just some part, right?
That´s right
So, do you like shrimp?
Well as a matter of fact, i do
Because in Leviticus, a few scriptures before that "man laying with man is abomination" one, it also says it´s abomination to eat shellfish and shrimp are shellfish, right?
What´s your point, young man?
I believe the point is, if you can eat shrimp, we can eat cock

You know this place is vaguely reminiscent of somewhere i´ve...my loft. Did i fuck your decorator?
He´s your partner, Mikey. You gotta sit him down, take his hand and tell him "honey, it´s a steaming piece of horse shit"
Could you say that to Justin?
Yeah. Fortunately, the lad´s a genius.

You know the problem with our extra-curricular one-fuck only policy?
Is it that after awhile you start asking yourself, am i doing this because i want to do it or because i need to do it? And if i need to do it, is it to prove to myself that i´m still young and attractive? Or cause i think i´m unworthy of being loved?
Or maybe it´s because i´ve had every fuckable guy in this city

God has a plan?
He spared you for a reason, do you know why?
To torment you. I mean no martyr was ever sainted without going thru shitload of pain and suffering
You think God gave me cancer to punish me?
It´s not too late, you can still change. I know you can
I can?
Tho it won´t be easy. You´ll have to fight temptation, be strong, harden yourself
I wanna be hard, mom. You have no idea how much i want to be hard. Oh Lord, make me hard, so that i can fuck every hot guy i see. That´s why God gave me a second chance, mom. So that i can use the one ball i have left.

I don´t know if he´s gonna sell any underwear but he sure as hell is gonna sell a lot of Kleenex.

I thought you were never coming back
I figured
I mean, why would you?
Can´t imagine
I told everyone how shitty it was out there, how stupid everyone was. The truth is i loved it.
I know
It was hot, it was fun, it was exciting. We were gonna change the world, the first gay superhero. Now it´s over.
Now you´re back. It must be quite a let down after all that
There´s still one thing Pittsburg has that Hollywood doesn´t. That is, if the offer still stands.

Sunshine, how did i ever get along without you?
You didn´t

Mon amour
Mon amour. I love how other people´s tragic marital plight makes you romantic

Which one of you is the gardener and which one of you is the chef?
I really like cooking
And i love plenting my seeds in some hole...in the ground

I´ve always prefered the personal touch
You´d layed off the personal touch, you wouldn´t have to start spreading the news

Excellent, Professor. You recognize the subject and can identify him by name.

You´re not your dad. You love your son. What will it take for you to admit it? Another bomb?

I only have one question. After we´re married, will you still blow me?
Ever the romantic

It just goes to show that when you love someone long enough and hard enough...
You get a sore ass?

Holy shit
You look
Good? Bad? Laughable?

Wouldn't you rather just cuddle?
I said wouldn't you rather just lie here -
No no no, I heard what you said. You said "cuddle"!
So? I have never ever once heard you use that word, much less actually want to do it.
Okay, can we just turn the lights out?
No, no! Brian Kinney fucks, sucks, rims, rams but never cuddles!

We don´t need rings or vows to prove that we love each other. We already know that.
You did it
Did what?
Became the best homosexual you could possibly be

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